It's been awhile since I've been on here, huh? Well, to those of you who care (and I know you all do), I'm sorry I've not been up with the writing. Some things get in the way, like work, school, my second job, that thing I'm supposed to do but spend all day trying to avoid (I think it's called my blog or something stupid like that). Just been a rough time.
I'm not promising any consistency, ya greedy little turdsuckers, but I will tell you I'm not completely done. I do like ranting and blathering about pointless topics (coming soon: an article about a vampiric sea creature who uses its sustenance as poison), but I don't have the ability.
Before I keep repeating myself, what I'm trying to say is, I still want to tell you things. I still want to be there for you, when you're on the toilet or after a long day when you're so tired you'll laugh at anything. I'll keep writing on here, honing my skills. Maybe someday you'll see me on Cracked. Or maybe you'll just choose to learn everything from me. I think I'd like that.
Now, I'll let you go get some crackers for all this cheese (that means I'm being cheesy, guys), but make sure you do come back soon. I'll be waiting.
